i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

ekoenig2:

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

cawcawmotherfuckerr:

tumblr is like a nightclub

and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here

but then he looks at robert pattinson

and just gives him this knowing nod like

except you

you can stay

thatshitaintpunk:

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

lolzpicx:

misterfrodomisterfrodo:

whataboutelevensies:

pointyearedelvishprinceling:

peregrintooks:

theshirelock:

does anyone else just kinda worry about elijah wood sometimes

not at all

he’s a free spirit u cannot take him